Things to do when your retired
What to do when you are RETIRED:
Something to look forward to in my old age:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went
into
a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on son,
how
about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.,so
I called him a piece of dog shit He finished the second ticket and put
it on
the windshield with the first.Then he started writing a third ticket.
This
went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he
wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to
have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
Bayla
'C' It! Treat It! Defeat It!
"Anyone who thinks they are too small to make a difference
has never spent the night in a bedroom with a mosquito!"
(anonymous)